Onwards, adventure awaits!
This again? We know we just gave you a gun, but you might not want to shoot everyone. (Shot Uncle.)
Sadly we have no knives, so you won't be running any faster. (Got a hatshot.)
Don't go thinking you're Annie Oakley, those three hatshots in a row were just a fluke.
Unlocked all playable Characters.
Dispatching justice will require style! (Bought an outfit.)
Beat the game without getting shot.
Beat the game with less than 20 kills.
Beat the game in less than an hour.
Beat the game as the Gunslinger.
Beat the game as the Brother.
So you had to shoot a few people, right? No big deal. (Killed 25 people.)
Beat the game as the Sister.
Beat the game as the Indian.
Explored 50% of the map.
Explored 100% of the map.
Explored more than 100% of the map.
Explored all the things (more than 120% of the map.)
You know exactly what's on his person. (Gathered all clues about the murderer.)
Bla, bla, bla. You just keep jabbering on. (Had 100 gunversations.)
It speaks louder than words. (Pulled your weapon 50 times during gunversations.)
You just can't keep your hands off the stuff. (Had 5 drinks.)
He shot you? That's not what is supposed to happen. (Got shot by your brother.)
A side of justice with your revenge? (Completed 5 wanted posters.)
Two thousand dollars in the bank. It's a lot of money. Takes me three years to earn it!
Can't read my.. (Won 5 hands of poker.)
They read it, you weep. (Lost 5 rounds of poker.)
Magnificent might be a bit of stretch, but the Seven part is undeniable. (Befriended the Beefheads.)
Discovered the secret of the animal statues.
Found the Movie Set.
Unlocked all Weapons.
Unlocked all hats at the Haberdasher.
Obviously you had to shoot all those people, they were coming right for you! (Killed 100 people.)
You just became the biggest star here, since there isn't anyone left except for a few extras.
Your Dad was the Murderer.
You were the Murderer.
Your family wouldn't give up their land.
Too much PDA, bro.
Your mother loved an Indian, and was hiding them in the walls.
They were all in on it!
You found all the endings!
Kept all buffalo alive during a Buffalo Drive.
Prevented any packages from being stolen during the Carriage Protection.
You pretty much shot more people than actually exist, congratulations! (Killed 250 people.)
Kept Rancher Bob, Bell and Cobb alive during the Mansion Attack.
Trains back in town. (Got the trains running again.)
Retake our land! (Help the Indians takes back their land.)
Like playing monopoly. (Completed the Oil Tycoon's quest line.)
Made peace between Indians and Military.
He had it coming to him. (Captured the Oil Tycoon's Mansion with Rancher Bob.)
He has such great personalities.
Sheriff's back to kicking Ass. (Helped the Sheriff gain his courage.)
Sheriff's worse than when you met him.
Mrs. Tressabell Gunslinger.
Come on now, what did those lizards ever do to you? (Killed 5 lizards.)
Mrs. Tressabell Sheriff.
Mrs. Tressabell Johnston.
The Beefheads playing for the other side.
From mayhem to meats, the Beefheads did it all.
The banditos are back to causing trouble.
Finally got that Miner's Hat.
It sh*ts money.
Digging beyond the veil.
Lost Miner reunited with Miner's Wife.
Lost Miner and Miner's Wife both move on.
Now where is that deputy?
Sister got the river in Santa Anna flowing again.
Soberly together again.
Freed all of the Buffalo enslaved by the Ranchers.
Helped the Indians get past the Military Blockade.
The sheriff helped you 3 times.
Rancher Franchise Made.
Buffalo wearing hats and stripes. (Helped the Union prepare for battle.)
A place to start over.
Talked to Oilrig Manager at every drilling location.
Convinced the Ticket Salesman that you're from the Transcontinental Express.
That buffalo wasn't even wearing the right hat. (Killed 10 buffalo.)
Made the graveyard safe to visit.
Where do you think you're going? (Shot 10 empty bottles.)
